Sssssh! You'll wake the horrifying fangirl!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Ahem.

This.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh my lord, I can't stop laughing. This is hilarious. Just...

Okay. Calm.

Let's begin by introducing what this picture is.

The male with the gayest hairdo ever, Jhonen Vasuqez. Never heard of him? My goodness, you live in a sheltered world.

Ladies and gentlemen, i present to you: Gayest man in the world.

You may know Mr. Vasquez from such works as Invader Zim, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, and much more which I don't know. Because I'm too scared to look it up.

 My god, it looks like Barney the Dinosaur's bastard love child! Just look at that purple!

And Kokiri.

No one knows who this girl is, but probably the self insert of the artist. Also, may i also inform you that Kokiri is not a Japanese name?

So let's look at this artist's comment, for a moment here. 

I haven't adding anything in a while so, I thought I should add something. I drew this a long time ago. And I coloured it with paint.

It's Jhonen Vasquez and my character Kokiri.
They are to be wed soon ^///^ They are so cute together

Jhonen(c)himself
Kokiri art and love(c) me!

So, wait, what? An... actual person. To be more specific, Jhonen Vasquez, is going to marry your screwed up original character?

By gods, just imagine the matrimony!

"Priest: Do you, Jhonen Vasquez, take Kokiri the OC, to be your wife?

JV: I do.

Priest: And do you, Kokiri the OC, take Jhonen Vasquez, to be your lawfully wedded husband?

OC:-computer noises-"

AND OH GOD IMAGINE THE HONEYMOON! JV would be HUMPING THE COMPUTER SCREEN! D:

Not to mention the fans. The fans would kill the creator of that OC... BLOODFEST!

NOW that i'm done talking about the wrongness in and of itself.. Let's talk about the art.

Yes, the art.

No, you may not leave.

Yes, you really have to listen to me talk about an area of expertise Alex should've taken over.

Yes, yes you are screwed.

Anyways.

Usually, when i look at art, i try and figure out what the artist was feeling. I'm trembling too much from fear and laughter to try it with this piece of diarrhea. Seriously, tell me you look at this and you think "masterpiece". I dare you. With a cross in my hand, i dare you.

That's right. You don't.

Not to mention, i love how the "artist" didn't even bother to try and erase the white areas surrounding her lines. Geeze, i just know what business she's going into. Anyways, i sure hope not i'm not the only one that notices the hand. The hand, dear god, the hand. It's too long, hands don't bend like that, and dear god help me if they do.

AND WHY ISN'T IT SHADED? Not that it'd help much but it'd be a bit nicer.

And their hair. Don't get me started on JV's. I'd either laugh too much. But ...-shudders- Kokiri's. First of all, that is not how you draw hair. Second of all, what's with the random lines at the top? If she's trying to show texture, she's sucking. I don't think hair goes in different ways like that. 

Mullets don't count.

Let's wrap this up, in a few short sentences.

I ahte this, it sucks, sucks so bad that it's making five dollar whores look skilled. It's also hilarious to me; seriously. Kokiri and Jhonen> Dream on, fangirl, dream on. Seriously, fangirls are what keep me and my buddies entertained. In the topic of art, it isn't that bad, but that depends on who you're asking. Alex would just say it sucks. A lot. In not so nice words. I say it's okay compared to some stuff, but it's certainly not a masterpiece. Look. At. Those. LINES. Overall, i'd give it...

***/*****.

Yah. Srsly.

CIAO ARRIVEDERCI BUONA SERA

Yin Z.

PS. This was indeed half-assed. 

Feel fre to find my address and hunt me down.