I give all credit of art to it's rightful owner, Chibi-Kisame
I, in no way, own these works( why would i want to?).
(May i mention, briefly, that i was told to do this by Alex? I asked for it, but..You're cruel, Alex. A cruel woman. One of the worse; you just had to. Oh well, at least not the worst)
Hey kids! Wanna see some horrifying images! Feel like being scarred for life? Well this is the place for you! Because today's topic is gonna be the infamous artist on DeviantArt, Chibi-kisame!
Not afraid yet? Well get ready for the scarring of your life!
You know, i've seen this scene in so much fanart, i think i just had a deja vu.
So let's discuss why i'm doing her works today. The reason is simple. She needs help, man, HELP. Like, in great need. Not even "dude-you-should-go-to-the-doctor-and-have-them-look-at-that-head-wound-cuz-that-gash-is-giving-birth-to-an alien", oh no, it's WORSE. What's bad about her art and generally her in general is just REFUSAL AND ABSOLUTE DENIAL in improving her attitude, her artwork, or her writing skills.
She needs to improve her art, her maturity levels, her stupidity, her willingness to cooperate with the, you know, sensible, people on the internet, and her characters, most of all.
So let's get started, cuz this one is gonna be a LONG one.
ART STYLE
Robert!Hand me my glasses, I'm seeing double!
So let's take a look at her beloved art style, ladies and germs! Her art style is unique. And not in the good way, i mean. Seriously, just look at this:
Never mind the fact that someone took the time out of their precious lives to actually look it up.
So what's wrong with using a bit of Google(C) imaging? WHAT ISN'T WRONG WITH IT? YOU MEAN? Everyone knows what we're all fine with a bit of referencing. Like, oh, what a pretty picture of a grotesque alien eating my baby! I think i'll use it as my reference for my picture of a dragon eating a small rabbit! Yeah. Apparently, we're okay with that.
But to flat out just draw a picture and stick it to a random cropped image? There's a law against that kind of thing( in the land of art, anyways, First law is no plagiarism. We hunt you down with sharp carrots and drawing/writing utensils for that) .
Next, let's address her lovely art style, the main point of this category.
!WARNING!
The picture linked is slightly rated M. Click at your own risk.
I Warned You
First, let's address Chibi Kisame's shading technique. The thing is, there IS no technique. Just a lot of using the "smudge" tool. And if you look carefully enough, she's just shading around where she thinks the shading will go. She obviously hasn't studied photographs to see where to shade. With her coloring and shading technique, it makes me lightheaded, seriously. It's like she forced onto me a pair of glasses that didn't fit and told me to look at all of her works.
Then the ANATOMY. The part that every artist fears. The thing that everyone has a problem with. Look at the man's back in the picture ─ notice anything at all? No, not that hand that's about to do something dirty, that i doubt the artist was thinking about. I meant that fact that the back is too damn thin. This guy is in his late twenties or so, so why is he so flipping thin? He's a ninja, too. So shouldn't he be well built and tall?
(Let's all ignore the fact that I've done two pedophilic relationships. Seriously, 150 to a 16 year old is worse, but a late 20's or 30's to a teen? No. Not in this society, babe.)
There's probably a bajillion more things, but i'm not really an art expert. Go to my aprtner for that.
HER MATURITY
AAAAH! IT'S CRITICISM! RUN AWAY, IT MUST BE IGNORED.
So. Her maturity level. I really shouldn't be talking about this, seeing as how I myself have the maturity level of a five year old with a big vocabulary, but Chibi-kisame needs to grow up. Srsly, dude.
She often replies back to actual, you know, constructive criticism by hiding it. Where is your logic in that?!
And you know those people, who always only throw this weak punch, but have at least ten people behind them to do things for them? Yeah, that's Chibi-kisame.
First, let's address Chibi Kisame's shading technique. The thing is, there IS no technique. Just a lot of using the "smudge" tool. And if you look carefully enough, she's just shading around where she thinks the shading will go. She obviously hasn't studied photographs to see where to shade. With her coloring and shading technique, it makes me lightheaded, seriously. It's like she forced onto me a pair of glasses that didn't fit and told me to look at all of her works.
Then the ANATOMY. The part that every artist fears. The thing that everyone has a problem with. Look at the man's back in the picture ─ notice anything at all? No, not that hand that's about to do something dirty, that i doubt the artist was thinking about. I meant that fact that the back is too damn thin. This guy is in his late twenties or so, so why is he so flipping thin? He's a ninja, too. So shouldn't he be well built and tall?
(Let's all ignore the fact that I've done two pedophilic relationships. Seriously, 150 to a 16 year old is worse, but a late 20's or 30's to a teen? No. Not in this society, babe.)
There's probably a bajillion more things, but i'm not really an art expert. Go to my aprtner for that.
HER MATURITY
AAAAH! IT'S CRITICISM! RUN AWAY, IT MUST BE IGNORED.
So. Her maturity level. I really shouldn't be talking about this, seeing as how I myself have the maturity level of a five year old with a big vocabulary, but Chibi-kisame needs to grow up. Srsly, dude.
She often replies back to actual, you know, constructive criticism by hiding it. Where is your logic in that?!
And you know those people, who always only throw this weak punch, but have at least ten people behind them to do things for them? Yeah, that's Chibi-kisame.
I mean, yeah, it's okay to comfort people, but this person's coddling her like she's a child. She needs to fight her own battles, boys and girls.
HER STORY/DOUJIN
Hahaha, let's start this out with the fact that i hate it. I hate it, i hate it, i hate it.
Here's a link to her "doujin" or "story":
You should flip through a few pages before you read the rest of this critique.
So we have this character named Roraku Kuronawa ( oh, look, a random name that was thrown together with feeble knowledge of Japanese Romanji and Japanese sounding syllables. My Japanese elective teacher would be disgusted.). Who's apparently half-cat, half-human, and is one of the strongest ninjas EVAR in the Naruto(C) world, uhm, apparently makes it into Akatsuki( Red Dawn, if anybody wants to know what it means. Aka = red, Tsuki = Moon, but in this case, combined with Aka, means dawn, i suppose. I don't know. I'm not Japanese.).
AHHHHHHHHHHH MARY SUE
( For the newer people out there, who don't know the dangers of the, well, internet, a mary sue( or gary stu) is a character that is basically perfect. Sometimes they're well disguised, sometimes.. not so much. Like this character.)
So, Chibi-Kisame makes Roraku and her TOTALLY AWESHUM BOYFRIEND ITACHI go through many perilous journeys... to end up like Twilight's ever famous couple, Bella and Eddy. No, I'm serious. This story, while it isn't basically going off romance, largely is.
I find it hard to like her portraying of the characters, or to even like them in general now. They're so out of character; she's trying to use them to make jokes, but it looks like she's trying to d**n hard.
The story constantly clashes with what's interesting, and makes Roraku too hard to relate to, which is something a lot of writers want to do. You may argue that she's not a writer, but what do you think the COMIC is? Anyways, like I was saying, Roraku's ahrd to relate with. She can master something incredible, like controlling lightning in a few minutes; I have to do constant work to remember a math formula. Chibi-kisame here is completely forgetting the laws of REALITY. You know, LOGIC? Happy little dandy thing that supports things like food, gravity, helping people. That kind of stuff.
Ladies and gentlemen, our Mary Sue; solving calculus problems within seconds, mastering wind elements in minutes. She's Einstein reincarnated.
And what's worse?( Yes, i know what you're thinking. 'It cannot possibly get worse!' Well, it can. suckers.) RORAKU IS A SELF INSERT.
It's squared off in red. It's mentioned. It's seen. What more do you need, a blue paw print in the shape of Blue's?
So what's a self insert anyways? Well, it's when the creator PUTS THEMSELVES INTO THE STORY AS ONE OF THE CHARACTERS. Most shameful thing to do, many self respected creators despise it. But seeing as how she isn't a self respecting one in our point of view, she does it.
Speaking of a self respected creator, not many would dare to write a crossover( where one universe collides with another ). But this girl does it continuously, in almost at least FIVE of her chronicles! FIVE! There's Avatar:The Last Airbender, Pokemon, Inuyasha, etc. ( PS, I disclaim all of the titles. They don't belong to me.)
The story itself is okay, i mean, she gives pretty sound explanations most of the time, and she could improve a bit on the character development, bu it's..okay.
WHAT I THINK SHE COULD DO TO IMPROVE.
Really, I think all of her problems stem from her refusal to improve. She ignores all criticism and critiques, no listening to others( which, by they way, makes her doomed, DOOOOMED to fail in the business world), calling them "harsh". When somebody basically sugarcoated their review to her so she actually spares them a look. Basically, she needs to just start smiling and listening, no matter how harsh the reviews are. The haters gonna hate, lady, gotta accept that.
OVERALL
I give this girl a rating of ***/*****
Because she sucked, but she had some resemblance to a plot.
(She's surprised we're all making her into a meme, too. What, didn't you expect it coming from all the comments you made to US? Seriously. She's a old joke, now, though. She expects a lot of the internet when she shouldn't. And vice versa when she should.)
( Ending on a good note...At least she didn't─ F**k. She did it. She made this old cliche.
THANK GOD, FINALLY,
Yin Zhou.
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